You’re enjoying a normal conversation with a man, and suddenly he leans forward like he’s conducting a job interview:

“So… what do you bring to the table?”

Since we’re not here to stress ourselves, let’s respond accordingly.

Wrong answers only.

1. Cutlery. Because clearly the table was empty before you arrived.”

2. Takeaway pack: so you can take leftovers home. 

3. Fire extinguisher. In case his red flags start sparking.

3. Myself. If that’s not enough, maybe you’re sitting at the wrong table.

Drop more wrong answers in the comments section 😂