The day one guy i know took colos and was misbehaving we gather and hold him down. Later when he resurrected we asked him what happened? He said he saw himself flying
Why did the poor laptop break up with the charger?
Because the charger said:
“You only connect with me when your battery is low.” 😂
Another one:
A mosquito entered church and came out shouting:
“Blood of Jesus everywhere!” 😂
And one more:
Teacher: “Who created heaven and earth?”
Student: “God.”
Teacher: “Good. Who created your homework?”
Student: “The devil.” 😂
