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I don come again oooo with another hot Saturday gist 😂😂

For the past two Saturdays, I didn't post my usual workout update because I travelled and couldn't go for my morning workout during that period.

But your girl is back 😌💪

And as promised, I am here with another fresh report from the streets of Saturday morning jogging.

Today's episode is sponsored by... body odour 😭😭

Please don't laugh yet. 

Don't judge me yet

Let me explain.

One thing I have noticed since I started jogging is that some people, especially some of our brothers, seem to have serious issues with washing their workout clothes 😭

My brothers, abeg no vex.

I am not attacking anybody.

I am only observing things peacefully and facing my front 🤣🤣

Tell me why someone will jog past you and the air around you will suddenly change.

You will begin to wonder whether you're on a jogging track or beside a refuse dump

😭😭

At first, I thought maybe it was a one-time thing.

But after noticing it repeatedly, I had to ask myself:

"Are some people actually washing these clothes after jogging?"

Because how do you soak a shirt with sweat, hand or dump it somewhere, leave it for one whole week, and then confidently wear it again the following Saturday? 😭

How?

Why?

What exactly is the thought process? 

What is the color of your problem?

My dear brothers, sweat is not perfume.

Please don't preserve it.

Wash the clothes.

Even if you don't wash it immediately, at least don't allow it to become a family heirloom of accumulated sweat.

Today, one brother jogged past me and my lungs nearly submitted a resignation letter. My breath nearly cut 😭

I am not exaggerating.

Today's own was brutal. The smell arrived before him and remained after he had passed 😭😭

At that point, I started regretting why I came out.

Please, for the sake of humanity, for the sake of your fellow joggers, and for the sake of innocent people breathing the same air, wash your workout clothes after use 🤲😂

Unu merenụ anyị ebere 🙏

Before anybody comes for me, let me state this clearly:

I am not judging anybody 😌

I only observe.

I observe and bring the gist to my people 🤣🤣

Honestly, this jogging journey has been one of the most entertaining things I've done in a long time.

Every Saturday comes with a new story.

Every Saturday comes with a new lesson.

And every Saturday comes with a fresh episode of:

"Things I Observe While Jogging" 😂😂

Anyway, today's workout is successfully completed 💪😌

See you again next Saturday for another episode.

Until then, stay fit, stay healthy, and please... wash your workout clothes 😭😂

Now tell me something 😉:

When was the last time you went jogging or exercised?

And have you ever experienced this kind of situation before? 

Let me know that I'm not alone 🤣