2. Nigerian parents will call you from inside the house like they’re hiring staff. “Come here!”

You reach there… “Off the fan.”

3. I went to buy something for ₦500 with ₦1000. The seller looked at me like I came to request a loan.

4. Danfo drivers drive like their steering wheel is arguing with them.

5. Nigerian barbers will finish your haircut, turn the mirror, and suddenly you start praying silently.

6. That moment you hear “transfer failed” after already saying “I’ve paid.” 💀

7. In Nigeria, once rain starts falling, everybody suddenly becomes an Olympic runner.

8. “I’m almost there” is the national anthem of Nigerian friends.

9. Aunties at parties can detect unmarried people from 7 kilometers away.

“So when are we coming to eat rice?” 🍚😂

10. Nigerian generators don’t start. They negotiate first. “Kpo kpo kpo... wheeennn...”