I use to think about this often too π€£π€£
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Like this now, one day one day, I will bring one man wey I no know from genesis to tell my mama say me and am wan marry ππ. Ya bα»₯, "mummy, this is the man that wants to MARRY me". Shebi nah so dem dey talk am π€
How unah dey even keep mouth when telling your family this? π€π€
Like, this man is my husband-to-be. From where? How? Onye ebe?
Nsogbu π
"You may now kiss your bride." Kiss keeeee ππ, α»ga abeg I no do π€£π€£. I go fess burst out dey laugh π or even cry π.
Somebody should show me the way oooooo π.Β
Abeg make unah pass me past question papers π
And I will later pack all my properties to go and live with him, like start living my entire life with a total stranger, dey call am my husband, dey do one and two with am for the rest of our stay here ππ
I go shaa miss my papa house ooooo πββοΈπββοΈ
Shame go first wear me agbada for a few months of that marriage ooooo π. That man fit dey stressed out in one week from my drama. No fear, no be bad drama. I can explain π©π€²; I fit go hide for inside toilet for the whole day π.
How unah dey do this thing abeg?
O chim π€¦ββοΈΒ
So you people are telling me I will sleep in the same bed with someone and wake up in the morning to see him beside me and it will no longer be a sin? πΒ
Someone I will be asking "what are we cooking today", "how do we do this", premium gist, endless sweet wahala pro max everyday ππ.
Like, among all the cute and able men in the whole universe, I will end up with just one lucky π person as mine and mine alone? Mα»₯a, IFEBUCHECHUKWU will be the only woman who has full and complete access to his entire being and the key to his control unit π. I will call him Obim and he will call me Ềtα»m ππ
Chaiiii, me self no small oooooo ππ
But before then, how unah dey even maintain a relationship or even talking stage for a straight one week and still keep the momentum and velocity? π©
E be like say I go need study this thing like a course in higher institution.
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Another thing now, in few years time, one small pikin go dey call me mummy ππ. Me wey no know my left from my right. Abi nah me wey no serious with my life go mummy someone ππ. I just dey laugh myself as I dey reason this ππ€£
God abeg oooooo π
Into Your Hands I rest this case π
Happy Celebration of St. Valentine. One Love π§‘
