As I was walking around like a serious customer, I suddenly saw one very beautiful girl standing near one shop.

The kind of beauty that makes you forget what you came to buy 😭😂

I adjusted my shirt, cleared my throat, and walked confidently towards her like a gentleman.

I stood beside her and said softly,

"Excuse me, good afternoon…"

No response.

I smiled again and said louder,

"Good afternoon, how much is this tomato?"

Still no response.

At that point, I started feeling shy but I refused to give up.

Some people around were already looking at me, but I continued.

I even added small smile and said,

"You are very beautiful, hope your day is going well?"

That was when one woman from the next shop shouted:

"Young man, who are you talking to like that??"

I pointed confidently and said,

"I'm greeting this fine lady now…"

The woman started laughing loudly and said:

"That one is not a lady o… THAT ONE IS MANNEQUIN!" 😭😭😂😂

At that moment, I wished the ground would open and swallow me.

Even the tomatoes were looking at me with disappointment 😭😂

I quietly picked two onions and left the market like someone that just lost election.

Till today, I don't greet fine girls in the market again…

I greet tomatoes first to confirm they are human. 😭😂😂

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