Nothing bad has happened.

Then small small nonsense starts.

Your phone falls on your face.

You just lie there and rethink life.

NEPA takes light for “two minutes”.

Two minutes that lasts three hours.

You buy data and it finishes like it was never there.

What exactly did I pay for?

You open WhatsApp and see “Hi” with no follow-up.

Hi what?

Continue.

Someone sends you a voice note — 3 minutes.

About nothing.

God when.

You dress up, look good, step outside…

Then it starts raining.

No warning. Just disrespect.

Low battery at 15%.

No power bank.

No light.

Just faith.

Autocorrect embarrasses you in front of people.

Now you have to explain yourself.

Unnecessary stress.

You say “bye” on the phone and the call doesn’t end.

Now both of you are breathing.

Awkward.

None of these things are serious.

But they can scatter your mood for the whole day.

Anyway…

If small things dey stress you, you’re not weak.

You’re just living in Nigeria.