Comprehensive list of demands from a typical Nigerian lady (MAJORITY).

1. Monthly allowance
2. Money for hair
3. Money for a pedicure
4. Money for a manicure
5. Money for data
6. Money for airtime
7. Money for gas
8. Money for Uber
9. Money for food
10. "My mother is sick, give me money."
11. Money for clothes
12. Money for shoes
13. Money for my siblings
14. Money for dates
15. House rent
16. Money for Netflix
17. "My period is coming, I need money for sanitary pads."
18. Money for perfumes
19. "Take me to Dubai."
20. "I want to change my phone, give me money."
21. "My birthday is next week, give me money."
22. "I'm sick, give me money."
23. "I'm craving shawarma, give me money."
24. Money for Postinor
25. "It's my mother's birthday, give us money."
26. "I need new pants and bras, give me money."
27. "I'm having mood swings, give me money."
28. "I need new makeup kits, give me money."
29. "I need a drink, give me money."
30. "I'm going out with my friends, send me money."
31. "I need new handbags, give me money."

...and the list is endless.

The crazy thing is, even if you do 30 out of the 31 things on this list, they will still say you have not done anything for them. When I told my foreign friends about how Nigerian ladies demand, they didn’t believe me—they thought I was exaggerating!