You calculate transport money like a mathematician

“I’m not hungry” suddenly becomes your favorite lie

You start praying before checking your account balance

Every notification gives you hope… until it’s MTN 😔

Even gala and pure water starts looking expensive 💀

Then finally…

“Credit Alert: ₦25,000” 🕊️✨

Now you’re buying snacks for everybody like a billionaire 😂

What’s the brokest thing you’ve ever done while waiting for allowance? 👇