Me: Phone at 5%… still scrolling through Feedcover.
4%… still scrolling.
3%… you guessed it… still scrolling.
2%… no regrets, still scrolling.
1%… okay, maybe I should find my
charger.
Phone: “Shutting down in 30 seconds…”
Me: Suddenly turns into Usain Bolt.
Finds charger at 5 seconds left. About to plug in…
NEPA: “Let’s spice things up.”
Light goes off.
Phone dies.
Me:
