You leave your house by 6AM thinking you’re early… next thing:
Danfo conductor is shouting like your village chief
Keke driver wants to fly over potholes
Traffic from nowhere
Someone is selling plantain chips inside hold-up
Your boss still says “why are you late?”
At this point, surviving Lagos transport should be added to CV skills 💀
Who else is tired of Lagos roads? 🚶🏽♂️😂

























