A lady said on a video and I quote:

"If as a woman you don't know how to do basic makeup on your face, and you go out everyday without applying basic makeup on your face, then you better consider yourself a man."

I laughed out loud until my esophagus started hurting me 😆😅

I want to publicly announce that I'm now a proud man. 

From today, you can address me as David 😂

From Deborah to David.

As a teenager, I've never been a fan of makeup. You know those days when pinopino ụmụasa would always try to be on their best look so that those small small boys will notice them 😜😜. Even while going to school, especially during our senior secondary days, you would see my fellow girls busy doing makeup. 

Nkem na ole. I will just sit and wait for them to finish so we can start going 🥱

I remember those days when my older sister would pack different kinds of makeup items and give them to me. Those color color riot makeup. I don't even know where they're applied, if nah for eyes abi mouth. I will just gladly receive them and pack them one side inside the room. They will stay there till whenever their god remembers them, maybe a year or more, when I come across them, I will just bring them out and throw them 🤣

I usually buy a few makeup items myself, especially the one they call pancake. I will buy it and use it just once, then it will stay inside the room until whenever I stumble on it by mistake and throw it away.

You see where money dey go 😭

Till now, anything wey pass my dear lipgloss, count me out. Even powder, I can't remember the last time I used powder.

Imagine me and my mum going out together, and I would just wear clothes and be waiting for my mum to finish with her shenge makeup 🤣😭

I told someone that there's a 99% possibility I would not do makeup on my wedding day. The remaining 1% is if my dear husband insists, which is very unlikely. This girl neatly beat me that day. On my own decision oooo 😳😳

My sister usually tells me; "ị naha evu ihu gbragbra mgbe niile." 

If you don't understand the language, it means that you will live long 😂🤣

Please, I want to genuinely know if I'm the only woman who doesn't have any business with makeup here?

Abi nah only me waka come? 😩